How Far Will You Go For The Car Of Your Dreams?

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I haven't seen this posted up on your piece of The Internets, either because A) Jonny Lieberman is dead and has not seen the article, or B) Liebreman has seen the article and is so happy that he can't come close enough to his computer to type (you guys know what I mean).

Basically, its a 535 horsepower version of the already bonkers RS4 via an intercooled supercharger. Its sure to be a ludicrous price ($80,000+, including donor car, is my guess). But, at that price, its going up against other Aluminum-und-Steel bodied Bahn Burners like the M5, E63 and S6. The RS4 is better than all of those by everybody's opinion, in stock form. I can't imagine 115 ponies is going to negatively impact that.

I really hope that my teachers believe me when I tell them that I bombed that exam because I was so excited about this car (and I'm an ADD-Retard, but thats unrelated). How many years will I have to work minimum wage and live at my parents after I fail out of college, in order to buy one of these second hand?

For the record, Robert P, I had seen it. But the Postfather has been yelling at me for using more than seven exclamation points per day, so I figured I had better back off. But you do beg a good question you little pervert . How much are we willing to sacrifice to drive what we love?

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Full Blown Performance: MTM Tuning's Supercharged RS4 Clubsport [Audi World — thanks for the pic]

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