Oh man, if we're ever lucky enough to convince a woman to marry us, we could do worse than have the ceremony be a 2CV-oriented affair. Then again, the bride would most likely recoil in horror as to what she'd just committed herself to and take off in one of the slowpoke French econoboxes. That's okay, as Lemmy once sung, "The chase is better than the catch."

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