It's pretty clear that James May spends most of his time shaking his head in dismay at the deterioration of, well, just about everything good in the world. This steady decline is to be expected, sadly. But Boxster brake rotors that rust to the point of uselessness when the car sits for a couple weeks? And those cold-eyed Huns at the Porsche dealership barking out a harsh "NEIN!" when he tries to get the bad rotors replaced under warranty? Best quote: "Like all boring people with fixed views on how to treat a car properly, I never put the Porsche in its garage while it is still wet."

As seen on TV: wear and tear? Give me a brake [telegraph.co.uk]

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