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• Job change is a priori. So, if you can do more than one thing, you get to keep your job. Note to self: find new jokes. [Detroit News]
• We forget, was there a "Canadians are slow" stereotype? [Freep]
• The General's gonna take a billion buck charge on Delphi...we're thinking this won't be the last one. [NYT]
• But she told us "bigger is better." Damnit, that's the last time we listen to "Big Oil" — that bitch. [Detroit News]
• Despite the hoopla built up by some publications, even the judge said "this ain't no thang." [Freep]