Road Rage Roundup: Explorer-Blastin' Jettas, Long Island Pepper Spray

We think all road rage is stupid, of course, but at least these Lawn Guylanders went for the pepper spray instead of firearms. Bonus lameness points for the "he started it!" whining. [Newsday]

Angry at a road rager, but don't want the legal hassles associated with an assault-with-deadly-weapon approach to the problem? Fill out this report for RoadRagers.com! Not that it will accomplish anything, of course. [RoadRagers.com]

You're driving an SUV and thus invulnerable, right? So when some #(@*! woman in a *$%@ little Jetta pisses you off on an onramp, you jam on the brakes and make her eat bumper! Only this time, the VW rear-ender flipped the Explorer, which then tumbled into a bus on the freeway. [San Diego Union-Tribune]

Whew, this road-rage thing is depressing. These idiots need a freakin' timeout!

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