Let us face it, the Dutch are strange, and DAF was a strange and wonderful automaker who embraced that tradition of quirky oddness. But the French? The French are flat-out weird. Plus, they're aggressive and arrogant, while the Dutch tend to be pleasant and friendly. René Magritte was Belgian, which may explain the insanity of his art, sandwiched as he was between these two nations who, by their very nature, have produced some of the most surreally awesome cars ever to take to the road. But did DAF ever have an ad where Grace Jones drove a car out of her own mouth? We think not. Sorry, Loverman.