Mega Mumbo: Australian Car Wash To Go Topless, Offer Lap Dances

In the continuing saga of "Why Australia is Better Than Your Country," a Brisbane car wash has gotten approval to let naked women wash your car. And if that's too dull, you can get a lap dance while you wait. Seems that Australia has been hit pretty hard by drought, so most cities have banned people from washing their own cars at home. Which means you can no longer make your nude wife scrub down the Holden. Supply, demand, birds, bees, boobies, etc. We seem to remember reading a sex survey in Maxim about a decade back where they reached the conclusion that Australian women are the easiest. So, maybe there is sex in the champagne room?

X-rated nude car wash gets official go-ahead [msnbc.com]

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