Even after starting way back in the number ten slot Herr Roy and crew made it down to the Chunnel ahead of the pack. Team Polizei pulled ahead and onto to the under channel train after Team Xzibit pulled over to break out baguettes, brie, and barets. Team Polizei are now underwater and preparing to deal inevitable opposition from the French Police. Groundskeeper Willie was unavailable for comment. – Mike Bumbeck

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