We wish we had something really clever to say. But after two-hours of searching los interwebs for some decent car porn, we have reached the conclusion that no one should be allowed to point a video camera at a car unless they work for the BBC. That said, we officially have a crush on the Gumpert. Oh, and there's 9-more minutes of poorly conceived, filmed and produced Apollo action after the jump.

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