Got a Big Johnson T-shirt**Sung to the righteous tune of "Sammy Hagar Weekend" by Thelonious Monster.
Got a little baby, teeny nutsack
Got a jacked up Chevy Tahoe
Sitting in the parking lot of American Interstates
Gonna drink some beer
Smoke some reds
Eat Big Macs
And drive... drive about 55 mph
Uncle Sammy Hummer Weekend, yeah!
It's a Sammy Hummer Weekend baby**
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