So the accepted response to an 85-year-old beeping his horn at you when you cut him off is to beat the crap out of him, right? This Floridian father-son duo, who outweighed their victim by a combined 500 pounds, figured that was the deal. To their dismay, authorities felt otherwise. [Herald-Tribune]

This schmuck in Illinois selected a retired cop for his chase and tire-iron brandish boogie routine. Busted. [Kane County Chronicle]

But why pick on a retired cop, when you can go all road-ragey on a real one? But this guy figured it was OK, because he was angry about being ordered to pay child support to the mother of his child. [KTBS3.com]

A fatal road-rage-triggered crash was apparently caused by a pickup-truck-driving man bearing an uncanny resemblance to a mannequin, if we're to go by the police sketch. [NBC25.com]

So once again we're reminded of the reasons why we're not supposed to transform anger into vehicular violence. Like, f'rinstance, jail. And shame. Stay calm, you red-hot Jalope os! – Murilee Martin

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