We only ask because a friend of ours — who's fallen for the line about us knowing cars — called with this very question. We said something to the tune of, "A Lamborghini. Well, an older one cause they had really heavy clutches and heavier gold chains. The new ones are fast Audis, which are pretty fem. Um, so maybe Aston Martin? No, too much Jag DNA and I want to pinch the V8's cheeks. Plus, the short, ugly one on Entourage drives a DB9 convertible that totally castrates the brand. So... an El Camino?" Your thoughts?
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