At first glance, Davey G. Johnson and I are barely distinguishable. We both exist in the form of a blog called Jalopnik.com as thirtynothing writers with some degree (however forced) of literary savoir-faire. We're bearded, the same height, lovers of cigarettes, in agreement that Jawbreaker's 24-hour Revenge Therapy is one of the most
important awesome albums ever recorded and we not-so-secretly wish we were James May. But look a little closer and you'll see some major differences. Davey felt the Audi RS4 was lacking that certain something, while I remain convinced Audi's muscular madman is that certain something. He's the FAF to my DAF. I mention this because Davey once told me just how great he thinks Selleck's Ferrari's 308 is. I will have absolutely none of that; the 308 is hella lame. Instead, I am arguing in favor of this week's Fantasy Garage nominee, the sorta-related yet mind-bendingly fantastic Ferrari 288 GTO.