Alfa Romeo Coming Back to the US on April the First! Wow!

We just got this tease of a message from one of our longtime tipsters:

This is for real. Alfa Romeo will launch its entire line up, including the 147 GTA on April 1st of this year. They have secretly been bringing them in through the Port of Tacoma. My peepee is weepy just thinking about it. Time for a test drive!

Thanks for the image, D. This will be the best April Fool's Day ever.

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