Midwestern Hoons + Beater Bonneville + Deep-Fryer Oil = Breaking our addiction to foreign oil! These hoons figure that Pontiac 301 will purr like a kitten with a crankcase full of used Melfry, and maybe they're right. Well, no. But let's hope they throw some wheels on and take the ol' Bonneville out for some off-road jumping action when the snow thaws.
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