• The existence of an urban parking fairy makes us all warm and fuzzy and gooey inside. [Pink Slip Blog]
• When your mechanic leaves you thinking "WTFuck does that mean?!", do what anyone with a modem does and ask the internets for an answer. [MetaFilter]
• The perfect playlist for driving your mother back to the nursing home. [Tiny Mix Tapes]
• Subliminal "it's okay to drink and drive" message much? [CarDomain blog]
• Car ownership goes hand-in-hand with envy and conflicting emotions. Obvs. [SigSpace]
• The best possible answer to give your pregnant wife before running out of gas: Because I'm an idiot.[Christopher Blizzard]

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