You know, sometimes a man just don't feel right driving an old rusty truck when what he really needs is a 4th-gen red Camaro with racing stripes and a great big wing. Christopher Hollis of Nashville is such a man, and he sure as hell looks the part. Why dick around with E-Z Financing crapola when you can lurk in a dumpster behind a bank, pull a gun on the manager and brandish a fake bomb, then take your loot straight to a nearby used-car lot and roar off into the sunset with 5.7 liters of pure Detroit muscle at your command? Well, there's the whole jail problem, for one thing. – Murilee Martin

Man Apprehended For Bank Robbery, Bomb Scare [WKRN.com]

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