We know Jalopnik readers are pretty good at coming up with the answer to the question of what kind of a car people might drive. You've helped us answer the question for the likes of Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec or fictional characters like Barney Miller. You've even helped us determine what anti-religious figures would drive — but how about an answer to the question of what a marketing gimmick would drive. To be precise, we're wondering what Burger King's Crispin Porter + Bogusky-produced "Subservient Chicken" would drive. Because hell, we've already talked about the "McMissile" lady. We're just sayin'.
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