Unicorn Was Driving, Claims Schnockered Montana Driver

Phillip C. Holliday Jr, looking straight down the barrel of his sixth DUI conviction, is alibi'd up tighter than a popcorn fart, and that's air tight. See, the unicorn was driving when he ran the red light and smacked into a light pole. No word on the unicorn's Breathalyzer score.

Billings man blames unicorn for crash [Great Falls Tribune]

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