Words escape us more easily than a greased Houdini. Thank you to Dinah Shore's producers. Thank you, Bill Shatner. Thank you, Wilhelm Bruhn, inventor of the modern taximeter. Thank you glorious city of San Francisco. And thank you, Gottleib Daimler, constructor of the first modern taxicab. We're going to go weep softly and repeatedly knock our head into the drywall. Harry, keep the change.

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