Metallica soundtrack? Yes. Cheesy video transitions? Got it. Fuzzy closeup of beer can? Check. Slant Six Dodge Diplomat wagon being slowly tortured to death by giggling rednecks? Roger. This video has most of the essential hoonage elements, but what's with the helmets? I feel a little bad about their choice of car, too; all the East Bay cops drove Diplomats when I was a young hoon, so I associate the sight of that grille with an about-to-get-busted adrenaline surge- a sign of respect. – Murilee Martin

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