Here's what happened, two Canadian skells (above, identity hidden) in an Acura RSX cracked into a Mercedes and ran for the hills. A third party sporting a DSLR with a mondo lens nabbed them redfaced and sheepish as they made for cooler climes. From there the story gets a bit convoluted, but suffice to say the jackasses are probably being apprehended and plan-b'd at the Crown station. Don't screw with technology, you Canuckleheads.
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