You May Now Run Over The Bride

Ah, honeymoon bliss. Celebrating your choice to live your lives together as the union of two souls, in holy matrimony. That is, until the day after the wedding, when your nagging ol' lady mouths off at you one too many times and you're pretty much forced to kick her out of the car and then mash her into a snowbank with your car's grille. Salt Lake City cops took a different view of the matter, however, and Mr. Model Husband ended up getting booked on aggravated-assault charges.

Cops: Groom Hit His Bride With Car [WTOP News]

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