Well, it looks as though our associate editor from Detroit's going to have to put his money where his always-on mouth is and explain his whole "Chrysler not really for sale but really could be"
idea on CNBC tonight. That's right, 'merica's business channel wants him to take a stab at Dr. Z.'s big idea at 7:17 PM EST in front of Melissa Francis or you know, whoever may be hosting On The Money this erev shabbos. So while he's getting powdered and lavaliered up, let's get to the real work — dusting off those shot glasses and coming up with some new rules. If all of this is confusing to you in any way, feel free to take a look back at what's transpired in the oldest established permanent floating drinking game for car pundits.
The Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Will The GM-Chrysler Story Ever Die?!; The Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Wait, There's Chrysler News Today?; You Better Shop Around: Chrysler Group Shopped To Private Equity Firms; Not So Many Briefcases Left: Does Dr. Z Really Want To Make A Deal On Chrysler? [internal]