Chrysler Group CEO Tom "Lose Weight By Cutting The Fat" LaSorda is urging employees to remain calm and ignore all the hubbub out there about the German-American hybrid looking to sell off the not-so-equal side of the "merger of equals." Somehow we're going to bet it'll take more than an e-mail from the boss to lift spirits down there. Maybe free ice cream or something. That always seems to work for GM. Here's the full text of the e-mail:
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