The Jalopnik Morning Shift

• C'mon Michael, everyone knows there's no crying in NASCAR. Although we'd cry if we were driving a Camry around the racetrack. [Detroit News]
• Buzz Hargrove snags some retirement packages from the Chrysler Group for his Canuckian brethren. [Freep]
• "Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes...turn around, bright eyes...every now and then LaSorda falls apart? [Detroit News]
• Hey the NYT changed the headline from earlier. Maybe they just liked our post. [NYT]
• Didn't V-dub learn anything from the General? [Detroit News]