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    High School Dangles AVEO as Attendance Carrot

    Seeking to remedy plummeting attendance and overall tardiness, Santa Ana California officials and a local Chevrolet dealer have teamed up with a sure fire plan to get the kids to stay in school. A brand new Chevy AVEO! It seems the school loses forty clams a day for each student playing hooky. The district needs that scratch back. Students with perfect attendance will get a chance to enter a lottery to win the AVEO. Where's Mr T. when you need him? Stay in school, kids. – Mike Bumbeck

    High School Offers Car To Student With Perfect Attendance [10news.com]; Mr. T School Quality Crayons [Mr. T and Me]

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