You are about to enter a beautiful, exciting, wonderful new world — the world of nineteen sixty! It was a time when hyperbolic adjectifications passed for advertising. When men were gallant creatures, behatted and besmoked, and women felt as at home in chiffon and pearls as they did in house frocks and aprons. Well, maybe not exactly. But still, it was nineteen sixty, for fuck's sake, and Ford was on the move, Johnny! Not one, not two, but three new kinds of Ford cars for 1960 shot across the sky and materialized at the feet of white people plied with alcohol and giddy for the future. That's how they did it back then. Still, seems like they oversold the Falcon, no?

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