Okay, admittedly, Suzanne Somers isn't a woman we'd generally go out of our way to seduce these days. But back in '74, she was quite the looker, and let's face it, being Jim Rockford isn't entirely unlike being a blogger. Well, except that we can't afford a trailer in Malibu or a gold Firebird Esprit. And the closest thing we have to Angel Martin is Wert. But we're thinking that we could afford to dress like Rockford; In fact, if we're lucky, maybe we'll be able to find one of Garner's outfits in a thrift shop. Then we'll just have to put together a rental-car-and-coathanger budget.

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