It just aired on the BBC, and now we've got it right here for you. The "it" we speak of is exclusive video of Richard Hammond's death-defying 288 mph jet car crash. And no, it's not a hamster in a ball hitting a wall — although we did think that was funny.
UPDATE: We've got the full 12 minute segment, which is both scary and hilarious, after the jump!
The Hamster's Not Dead Yet: Top Gear Is Back! [internal]