During the early 1970s in Argentina, before a Per n returned to the president's chair, before that Per n was succeeded by his popular but weak-willed wife, and before that wife was thrown from office by a military junta that would regularly use "disappear" as a transitive verb, a "Dodge GTX" could be had. It was so fast, it could deliver a forgotten ring on the occasion of a friend's wedding. Let's just hope the friend didn't turn out to be a dissident. [Thanks to Martin for the tip.]

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