From Now On We Shall Only Say 'Crash Helmet'

We will do so because "crash helmet" is simply one of the best two-word phrases ever. A motorcycle helmet does not protect you from motorcycles. A bicycle helmet does not protect you from bicycles. A hair helmet does not protect you from hair. A pith helmet protects one not from short, witty remarks. An army helmet can protect you from the army, and thus, much like the crash helmet actually does what its name implied. So yes, from this point on, it's about the crash helmet. In fact, we dare Navarro to have "CRASH HELMET" painted in whatever orange that Superlight his of is is coated in emblazoned across the front of his bone dome. In 96-point Univers Black Extended. We think Adrian Fruitger would approve.

Helmet [Wikipedia]

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