Sorry folks — we were a bit late in getting you a copy of Wert's latest pundification live from the floor at Cobo Hall on CNBC's On The Money. As we told you before, he was making like he knew the difference between depreciation in hybrids and relative value. In truth, we learned Intellichoice.com may actually know what they're talking about — despite Wert's protestation that they merely made up their ratings for hybrid value through a series of guesses. But, he should look on the bright side — at least an alarm didn't go off while he was in the car. Regardless of random noises spouted by either vehicles or Associate Editors, let's ask the most salient question of the day — how many drinks was that? And — does "triathlon" count as a drink?

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