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Kiddie Books Are Scary! Mustang Versus Camaro, Transformers Style

One of our fave fan sites was tipped off this week to pictures of cover art for a Japanese kiddie book tie-in to the quasi-auto-related movie at least one of us here is positively kvelling over. And let's just say if I were a child and I got the kiddie book up top, I'd be pissing my pants. I mean, you've got a picture right there of Barricade transformed from his Saleen-designed Mustang mode looking just about ready to turn a kid into child-slaw. That's totally going to cause a kid to wet their pants for two months straight. Lucky for us (and not for kiddies) the folks over at TFW2005 not only snagged these pictures (which include a new shot of everyone's favorite Camaro, Bumblebee — again, not ours), but took p-shopping into their own masturbation-callused hands to show what the titles of the books really should have been. Full gallery below, and I hope you'll take your own slice at the titles in the comments below. – Ray Wert

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