God Bless Martin Swig: The Anti-Football Run!

When it comes to American football, at least one of Los Jalops has a very similar attitude toward the sport that one J. Clarkson espouses toward soccer. And while said Jalop will likely be in the vicinity of Sausalito, CA on January First, he will sadly be unable to participate in the Anti-Football Run thrown by California Mille organizer and raconteur Martin Swig due to the lack of an interesting car.

"We're looking for a few Alfas from the '50s, perhaps a 1941 Packard Super 8, and a handful of cars that recall happy memories and induce a few smiles," says Swig. "We're simply making a statement that there's more to life than a 70-inch HDTV with colorful images of people running into each other." Amen to that, brother. Amen to that.

Anti-Football Run Out to Prove that Real Life is More Fun than 70" HDTV [California Mille via Autoblog]

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