Pain, pain on the Baltic. How to drown such existential ache out? With distilled spirits of grain or potate, of course. Then, when numbed to one's desired level of comfort, it's time to head home and pass out on a soft, warm bed of Khruschev-era surplus straw mattress in a tepid-water flat. But how to cross the street to home, hearth and temporary coma? This video from Lithuania illustrates the solution to such a conundrum. It's also incongruously soundtracked by a tune from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut that has to do with man-on-man incest. Needless to say, it's NSFW with the sound up.
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