Your Moment of Schadenfriday anti-Zen: What Would Borat Drive?

We... just... um... come on. Uh... ahem. OK, the weird part is that the lovely you see above did not come from English Russia. Other than that, our heads and senses of well being are aching. 78 grams of chest hair to whomever can correctly identify the donor car.

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