DAF vs. FAF: Froggy Mehari Gets Whooped By DAF Pony Military Vehicle

Davey, Davey, Davey. Will you ever learn? Ouias? Non? You can't beat DAF, you can only hope Volvo buys them. Your little French off-roader is cute, but its puny butt gets beaten redder than table wine by the true king of obscure European 4x4s, the DAF Pony Military Vehicle. First of all, the driver sits in front of the vehicle — not in the front of, but all the way ahead. Which is insane. Second, he has to steer side-saddle. Which is the origin of the word batshit. And don't even get me started on approach/departure angles. France simply cannot compete, Johnson. More proof? Make the jump to check out the horn.

DAF vs. FAF: Froggy Mehari Gets Whooped By DAF Pony Military Vehicle

DAF vs. FAF: Froggy Mehari Gets Whooped By DAF Pony Military Vehicle

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