While we received many artistic and delightful submissions, those who know the Loverman in the flesh know that the winner can only exist in the form of Kevin M. Shopping Jonny's head onto Larry the Cable Guy's bloated body is the masterstroke. Jonny's actually physically upset by the image. So much so he
might be is sending Kevin-boy some back hair. In a sense, all who participated and lost are winners as, well, the Loverman's back hair is disgusting. All your addresses belong to us, Kevin.
Jalopnik Photoshop Contest: Winner to Receive Lock of the Loverman's Chest Hair [Internal]