The Retrun of Schadenfriday! The Bad, The Worst and The Hideous...

We dare you, man. We frigging double-dog dare you to find an uglier... thing. We love Subarus around here as much as the next McRae, but the SVX — despite its maximum hoonage potential — has always put the ugly into fugging ugly. Some Scoobie-coupe owning bozo has apparently grafted the spare tire carrier from a Gel ndewagen onto the rear, affixed dual gas cans to the sides, a cattle guard with hellas up front and we can't even really properly speculate on what those things growing out of the hood might be. Nuke it from space; it's the only way to be sure. More awful after the jump.

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The Retrun of Schadenfriday! The Bad, The Worst and The Hideous...

The Retrun of Schadenfriday! The Bad, The Worst and The Hideous...