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In the above photo, devoted Jalopnik reader John Furst brilliantly played upon Jonny's love of his own face and dislike of oversized "dirt-haulers." Can you best Johnn's noble effort? Note: In the event that the Loverman is unable or unwilling to part with any of his chest hair, the winner of the contest will get a clipping from Davey's beard. Send entries to tips@jalopnik.com. Original photo and bonus Furst-shoppage after the jump.

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