DEEEETROIT BASKET-BALLER! Sheed's Maybach For Sale On Dupont Registry

December's "Publisher's Choice" selection from the Dupont Registry, the "Buyers Gallery of Fine Automobiles", is a car that is "baller" in not one, but two definitions from the Urban Dictionary. That's because not only is it a strut-tastic 2004 Maybach 57 (thus fulfilling the "one whose status in society has been earned by one's possession of 'game'" definition) but also because it's a Maybach currently owned by All-Star Detroit Pistons forward Rasheed Wallace (thus fullfilling the "one who exhibits a consistent proficiency at-, or exuberant love for the game of basketball" definition). So what makes this Maybach different than all other Maybach? Well, in this Maybach, when you sit reclined, rest assured that the last owner spent a lot of time with his sweaty mesh short-ensconced butt-cheeks wrapped in that leather comfort. Oh, and you get a signed basketball.

All I want for Christmas is Sheed's Maybach [Autoblog]

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