Yes, yes, we know that of the two major British motoring programs, we're biased toward the outlandish hoonage and silly pranks of Hammond, May, Clarkson and the Stig. But we do take a hit off of the Fifth Gear pipe now and then. So what have we today? Tom Ford on the BMW 335i, which is apparently brilliant, yet leaves him itching for a bit more of a tickle in the trouser department. Hopefully, we'll drive one soon and report back on our loins' stirredness or lack thereof. ]

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