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The wonderful thing about Tiguans/Is Tiguans are wonderful things/Their tops are made out of rubber ALUMINUM UND SHTEEL, MEIN HERREN UND DAMEN!/Their bottoms are made out of springs


Yes, springs and some very, very strange tires that look as if the driver had rolled through a catastrophic cadmium-orange Liquitex spill. Still, we like the basic look of the Tiguan, even if we find the detailing on this particular example to lack the expected Bruceosity. Will it be bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun? We think the wonderful thing about this particular Tiguan is that it's thankfully the only one.

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