So the other day, after I posited in the comments that I might be a poor version of the site's Vyvyan, I got to thinking, in our dysfunctional Jalopnik family, which of the Young Ones are we, actually? I mean, I might really be more Rik, or with my penchant for lentils, Neil. "We wanted to do a sitcom in which all of the characters were irredeemably horrible," says Lise Mayer, one of the show's writers. "And we thought, 'Who is more horrible than students?'" Bloggers, Lise. Bloggers. After the jump, you've got a list of six bloggers and six characters. Connect the dots, because we've got a bizarrely strong ache to find out. CLIFF!

Achtung! Due to the wacky nature of our polling system, it may only show the results of your last vote, which means when polling is up, we'll count it by the number of votes. So you're on your honor not to vote more than once. And well, whatever, it's a silly post about a TV show that had very little to do with cars in the first place. Get on with ye's! Cast ballots!

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