CHMSL Not Bruce Enough For You? Try Winky The Cat!

If the third brakelight on your 911 simply isn't highly precise enough, might we suggest adding Winky the Cat to your rear parcel shelf? When interfaced with your taillights, Winky's eyes blink in sync with your signals, telegraphing an extra degree of safety to following motorists. Commenter Murilee Martin lamented his deletion from the JC Whitney catalog, but according to the folks at Nostalgia Unlimited, who also sell Betty Boop clocks and bobblehead dogs "made of 'realistic' flocked material," Winky's back and better than ever. Don't delay! Order today!

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