No, really. This has to be one of the best jokes on the part of a purchasing department ever. For the holidays, JC Whitney, purveyors of fur-covered automotive thamofrazzes, is selling an assortment of cheese baskets, ranging from the "Season's Greeting Holiday Gift Basket" to the "Finer Things Gourment Gift Basket." Next time we need a large rear-view mirror, we're sending Spinelli to Dean & DeLuca.
JCW Shop: Cheese [JC Whitney]
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