928amino on eBay!

Holy schnitzel! There's a 928 pickup for sale, and it's only a few cities and a desperate freeway slog away from us! That said, any Southern-California highway drudgery would be much, much more fun knowing that your V8 is possessed with serious quantities of Bruce and the back of your car is ripe for Springsteen listening parties. Type in the winning bid on this, and all you'll need to complete the package is a case of cold, cold Lowenbra and a hottie named Astrid in a Confederate-flag bikini top (or one that reads "909" on one breast and "916" on the other) to ride shotgun. Oh crap. We just noticed the auction's over. [Thanks to Filippo for the tip.]

1987 Porsche: 928 [eBay]

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