· A Lotus Elise falls on its ass and makes us cry.

· 10,000 hours of work, 900 hp, shiny black paint — this 'stang's ready to rumble.

· We've heard people go to SEMA for the aftermarket products. But sometimes, it's hard to get past the booth babes to see them.

· An unmolested 60's gas dragster found in SoCal. Please try not to wet yourself.

· Ken Block's matte-finish Mercedes CLS 55 AMG gives us the evil eye.

· We're wondering where the marshmallows are — because this Z06 has gone up in flames.

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