Yes! Crap Trumps!

Back when time was long and Los Jalopniks were short, one of us used to sit upstairs at our cousins' Southern Ulster farmhouse with them and and learn all we could about cars from a deck of Top Trumps. We're not sure that we even played the game, and we know we barely remember anything about the rules. We think it has something to do with your specifications beating the other guys. Now comes Crap Trumps, which is the same deal, but instead of supercars, the vehicles are things like Reliant Robin fire trucks, crashed police cars and probably the Salton Sea Mystery Machine.

Crap Trumps [via CARKeys, UK]

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